wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
(via i-gag-forlawson)
When you hurt yourself and don’t put a band-aid on it because you think you deserve the pain
Your body creates a natural band-aid to keep you protected.
When you want to tear open your skin
Your skin fights back, creates a tough skin of scar tissue to prevent it happening again.
When you take all those pills because you’ve had enough
Your stomach contracts to get rid of them
Because your body
Wants you
To live.
This is literally the best thing I’ve read this year
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how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
(via tilltheraincomesdown)
- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom I’m home-schooled
(via i-gag-forlawson)
i love this video too much.
andy brown’s accent. kills me everytime.
i love them so much.
asdfghjkl.
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
(via everythingclaire)
No. This joke is still not old yet.
They represent the better half of America.
(via everythingclaire)
dream job
dream look
dream name
dream man
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I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
A season a day keeps your friends away
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